SNOWMEN'S LEAGUE OF AMERICA

COLONEL PARKER WAS THE MASTER OF HIS OWN UNIVERSE, AND THAT UNIVERSE INCLUDED THE CREATION OF HIS OWN CLUB , THE SNOWMEN'S LEAGUE. THE LEAGUE WAS A TAKE-OFF OF THE SHOWMEN'S LEAGUE , A GROUP OF CIRCUS AND CARNIVAL OPERATORS TO WHICH THE COLONEL HAD PREVIOUSLY BELONGED. THE SNOWMEN HAD NO MEETINGS AND NO REAL TANGIBLE PURPOSE EXCEPT TO CELEBRATE AND FURTHER THE ART OF SNOWING (AN ART THAT FALLS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ,CONNING AND SELLING) THROUGH TECHNIQUE SUCH AS THE "MELT AND DISAPPEAR "TECHNIQUE. HOWEVER IT DID HAVE A MEMBERSHIP LIST THAT BOASTED SOME OF THE MOST POWERFUL AND WELL KNOWN NAMES IN HOLLYWOOD. INCLUDING  EXECUTIVES , AGENTS , JOURNALISTS , ACTORS, AND MUSICIANS. MEMBERSHIP TO THE CLUB BECAME SOME WHAT OF A COO AMONG THE HOLLYWOOD ELITE , AND ALTHOUGH THE CLUB COST NOTHING TO JOIN , IT COST $10.000 TO LEAVE. THE COLONEL OFTEN BRAGGED " WE'VE NEVER LOST A MEMBER"

SNOWMEN'S CARD. NOTE THE CORNERS ARE ROUNDED

SNOWMEN'S LEAGUE MEMBERSHIP CERTIFICATE . VALUE $275.00 ITS HARD TO SEE BUT THERE IS A SEAL IN THE LOWER RIGHT CORNER.

COLONEL PARKERS ESSENCE OF MOSQUITO MANURE AND COLONEL TOM PARKER'S MOSQUITO MANURE WERE GAG GIFTS CREATED BY THE COLONEL FOR MEMBERS OF THE SNOWMEN'S LEAGUE . VALUE $250.00 EACH

 

 

 

COVER TO THE SNOWMEN'S LEAGUE MEMBERSHIP BOOKLET .VALUE $250.00

THE SNOWMEN'S LEAGUE BOOKLET IS A CLASSIC SNOWMEN'S ITEM. THE COLONEL OBVIOUSLY KNEW THAT IT WOULD BE , BECAUSE THE INSIDE COVER READS . " THIS IS ALREADY A COLLECTORS ITEM SO BUY SEVERAL COPIES"  CHAPTER TITLE INCLUDES SUCH TOPIC AS , " SNOWING AS RELATED TO HYPNOSIS"  "WHAT SNOWING DOES FOR YOUR INCOME" "SNOWING AS A STATUS SYMBOL " AND " SNOWING AND SOCIABILITY"

THE BOOKLET WOULD BE SIGNED ON THE BACK BY PARKER AND THEN GIVEN TO THE NEW MEMBER. THERE WAS ALSO A WALLET MEMBERSHIP CARD. BEFORE YOU WERE ABLE TO BECOME A MEMBER YOU HAD TO RECITE A POEM. THERE WERE NO FEMALE MEMBERS.  ALL OF THE SNOWMEN'S ITEMS ARE RARE. THE ONLY WAY TO GET THESE ITEMS WERE TO BECOME A MEMBER. OR BY BEING HANDED DOWN TO FAMILY MEMBERS

    

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TOWARD THE END OF THE BOOK. THE MIDDLE PART OF THE BOOK IS BLANK. TO KEEP THE SECRETS OF THE SNOWMEN'S LEAGUE